Jungle Warfare — The Triple Threat Toolkit for Guerrilla Growing.
- Kaiju Nutrients
- Apr 14
- 3 min read
Outdoor cannabis isn’t just guerrilla growing — it’s jungle warfare.
One grow season. One shot. No resets. You’re battling weather, pests, poor soils, and tight timelines. Whether you’re planting in hidden forest clearings, garden beds, or no-dig plots, the mission is the same:
Get in, get big, and get out with weight. Get it right, you've got a week of trimming and you're set for winter. Get it wrong and you'll be looking for favours or paying over the odds.
You've got your chicken manure, blood fish and bone, whatever amendments you can afford to run outdoor but chances are your plants could do with something extra to ensure success. That’s why Kaiju Nutrients built the Triple Threat Toolkit — three biological weapons to give your plants the firepower to survive and thrive in the wild: MEGAFAUNA, GREENSAND, and HUMIC ACID. Each one plays a role. Together, they’re a complete outdoor dominance package offering a real synergistic effect.
MEGAFAUNA — Rapid Root Command
You can’t afford a slow start in guerrilla grow ops. MEGAFAUNA delivers immediate support with a precision blend of:
Fast-acting Bacillus species
Potent mycorrhizal fungi
A tailored microbial food base to accelerate colonisation
This isn’t a “wait and see” inoculant. MEGAFAUNA establishes a living rootzone within days, not weeks — boosting uptake, slashing transplant stress, and building resilience from the underground up.
Faster veg
Bigger roots
More access to nutrients and water
Built to handle wild conditions
If your plants don’t lock into the soil fast, they’re already falling behind. MEGAFAUNA makes sure they never do.
The performance test performed by a US customer pictured above took around 30 days from transplanting to double every metric in comparison to the control group. Theres nothing wrong with standard myco supplements but where time is critical we believe there's no other microbial product that can generate results like this in half the time of traditional myco inoculants.
GREENSAND — Long-Term Soil Superiority
In outdoor ops, consistency beats flash. GREENSAND is your long-range mineral asset:
Slow-release potassium for structure and flowering
Iron and trace minerals to keep the metabolism sharp
High water retention, helping plants hold on during dry spells
Strong links to phosphorus-mobilising microbes, unlocking locked-up soil P
GREENSAND doesn’t spike — it sustains. It stabilises your soil like a foundation bunker: strong, slow, and always working.
In commercial greenhouse tests back in 2023 soil tests demonstrated that greensand boosted potassium by 161% Phosphorus by 124% and several other key nutrients by similar percentages in a single application shortly before the start of the season. Greensand treated lanes were the only ones that made it through the season without any extra inputs. There is however no phosphorus in Greensand, our theory is the phosphorus boost is due to the greensand stimulating activity in phosphorus solubizing microbes, something well be looking at again next year. A single application can last up to four years, and importantly unlike salt based additives it wont burn your plant and doesnt require you to be continually applying it. that will save time and risk!
HUMIC ACID — Maximum Efficiency, Minimum Waste
Every guerrilla grower knows the value of efficiency. You want every drop, every gram to count. That’s where HUMIC ACID comes in.
Chelates nutrients so your plant doesn’t miss a trick
Increases CEC to keep your soil rich and charged
Conditions soil texture for better water retention and air flow
Boosts microbial function — especially MEGAFAUNA and native soil life
It doesn’t feed your plant — it makes everything else feed better. That means less feeding, fewer deficiencies, and more growth with less effort.
we sell slow release granules that will add a little at a time and be actiing on your plants for a few months without the need for constant applications.
Together: The Triple Threat for Monster Plants in the Wild
Used in isolation, each of these tools gives you a serious tactical edge. But when deployed together:
MEGAFAUNA establishes dominance in the rhizosphere
GREENSAND supports the long game with hydration and minerals
HUMIC ACID binds it all into one efficient, high-functioning unit
The result? Bigger, more autonomous plants that hold their own in the harshest spots — from gardens to guerrilla patches.
This Season, Go Hard. Grow Smart. Use what nature has to offer you.
Grab the Triple Threat Toolkit at KaijuNutrients.com and arm your soil with the biology it needs to conquer the season.
Jungle warfare needs monster tactics. This is how you win.
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